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My muscles are like, "Exercise? I don't know her!" 🏋️♂️🤷♂️😂
108 Funny weight quotes
I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.
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Looks like even Google knows I'm dedicated to freestyle life choices 🤷♂️💻🤣
It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.
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Finally, a symptom I don’t have! 😅🍕 #StillWishingForThatOneThough
Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.
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Keeping my heads held high! 😂😆 #ChinUp #DoubleTheFun
My only issue with Ozempic is that some of y’all are taking it before considering the fact that you have a naturally large head.
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Some folks are going for Ozempic without realizing their real weight issue is all in their noggin!
Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.
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Looks like gym equipment is finally getting a break while the drug bottles are breaking a sweat! 🏋️♂️💊😆
Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.
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Trying to lose weight or just testing if my house can double as a fridge? 🥶🤔 #ForeverChilly
My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?
Commentary:
Talk about setting the bar high! I'll assume the universe's resolution is to make me laugh more. 😂🙌
When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.
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"Guess I need to find a cute pet for my new profile pic! 🐶🌸😹"
I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.
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Looks like the scale's grounded until it learns some manners! 🚫⚖️😆