Commentary:
Sounds like an intense networking event! Hope you didn't exchange addresses with Jesus just yet! 🥾🚑😂
Funny nurse quotes
Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.
Commentary:
😂🔍 "When the only diagnosis is 'overthinking'!" 🩺😅
My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.
Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.
Commentary:
"Dear nurses, please respect our dignity and save us from the 'Weight Announcement Ceremony'! 🤐😂 Let's keep that number a secret between you, me, and the scale! 😅 #StealthyWeighIn"
Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.
Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like the internet outage brought you some unexpected news! 😆 Who knew you were living with a mysterious nurse all this time? Maybe your wife picked up a side gig while the internet was on a break! 🏥💻 Hope you enjoy getting to know her better now that the connection is back up!
Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”
Commentary:
"Looks like both the nurse and life share a common agenda – always ready to add a little extra sting! 🩺😅 Hang in there, buddy! Life's just trying to keep you on your toes (and maybe in a bit of pain)! 💉😂"
Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.
Commentary:
Ah, the great divide between professions! 💩 For nurses, loose stool is just another day at work, while for bartenders, it's a definite sign something went wrong with the cocktail recipe! 🍹😂 Just remember, context is everything in the world of bodily functions and mixed drinks! 🩺🍻