44 Funny eyes quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

  Commentary:
  Arm wrestling: the ultimate bromance activity! 💪👀🤝

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

  Commentary:
  Looks like my vision is starting to give me a wrinkle discount! 👓😂

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  7 days ago

  Share →: “Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

  Commentary:
  "Relationship status: it's complicated, but my reflection totally gets me. 🙄💔😂 #MirrorMate"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

  Commentary:
  😂 "If laughter is the best medicine, I'm basically your pharmacist! 🤪💊 #WrinkleMaster"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

  Commentary:
  "When you met me, did you sense a disturbance in the force, or was it just last night's tacos? 🌮🔮😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

  Commentary:
  "They realized it was just the camera's way of saying 'I see you!' 📸😈😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

  Commentary:
  "With the amount of eye rolls I do daily, I'd be a fitness icon by now! 🙄💪😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

  Commentary:
  "When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

  Commentary:
  "With these eyes, turning heads (and bodies) into stone—Medusa's got nothing on me! 😎👀🐍"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when red-eyed demons were a common photographic occurrence! 👀👹 Now it seems they've upgraded to a more subtle, human-friendly glow. 📸✨ Keep your eyes peeled for any unexpected flashes of demonic red in your next group photo!

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