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  • I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.
  • Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.
  • I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.
  • A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.
  • Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.
  • Icarus loved hot wings.