My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.
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"Looks like I need a recharge by mid-afternoon, just like my phone battery! 🔋😂 Who knew our bodies and devices had so much in common?"

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