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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.