Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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Way to multitask like a pro! 💼💪 Who needs a gym membership when you can just work and work out at the same time. 💪💼 #FitnessGoals #MultiTaskingChamp

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