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Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

As you can see from my résumé, I am proficient in lying.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

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