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Applying for the secret service are we?
20 Funny resume quotes
Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.
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Digging deep into the job market, one rock at a time! 🪨😅📉
They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.
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Just updating my resume to include "Professional Unicorn Tamer" and "Champion of Procrastination" 😂🦄📄
The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.
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Achieving "Master of Zen and the Art of Couch Surfing" isn't just a skill, it's a lifestyle 🧘♂️✨🛋️
Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?
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"How about 'dynamic crisis manager'? 🔥🚒😅"
The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.
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"Just honing my 'rock-paper-scissors' skills to a professional level! 🪨📄✂️😎 #OutdoorPro"
“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.
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"Oh, you see, I was just *exploring new horizons* and got a little too carried away 🌲. Lost in nature's beauty, I decided to extend my sabbatical for a while 🚶♂️. But fear not, I've now returned to civilization with an even greater love for the great outdoors! 🏞️ #LostAndFound"
The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.
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Sounds like someone's resume is out of this world! 🚀🌌 It seems like the space bar had a mind of its own and decided to take a few breaks between words. Gaps in your resume? More like gaps in the galaxy! Who knew a tiny button could cause interstellar mayhem? 🌠🪐
That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.
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"Ahoy there! 🌊⚓️ Apparently, getting lost at sea was a rather lengthy detour on the journey of life. 🧭🚣♂️ Who needs job experience when you've mastered the art of survival skills and navigating through rough waters? 🤣🌊 #SeasTheDay"
I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.
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"Looking for more than just a one-night stand? Apply now with your full dating history and references. Serious inquiries only! 📝💼😂"