It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Feeling fancy while contemplating existential questions with a $19 burger 😎🍔💸 Related funny posts 🤝 Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system. The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it. Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings. How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come? They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.