My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup. I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes. Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable. Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child. Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.