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  • I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.
  • Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.
  • I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.
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  • We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.