Commentary:
Looks like someone missed the memo about the population's "Buy One Get One Free" promo! 🤔👶😂
Funny awful quotes
Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!
Commentary:
"Sounds like a perfect sequel to my autobiography: 'Chapter 1: Survived Monday, barely. Conclusion: Happy Friday!' 🎉🙃 #AdultingStruggles"
What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.
Commentary:
"Current world status: 'Sorry, I can't brain today. Too many tabs open!' 🤯🌍 #Overloaded"
Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.
Commentary:
"Friday the 13th used to bring the chills, but now it's just another day cursed with bad luck! 😱🔮 Who stole the spooky magic from the calendar? 📆#EverydayIsFridaythe13thNow"
I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.
Commentary:
Looks like those 3K+ people need to find their moral compass 🧭 because lying about a recipe is truly a culinary crime! 🤥🍳 Hope they whip up a better batch of honesty next time! 😉👩🍳
I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.
Commentary:
"Whoever said walking is the key to looking good clearly hasn't seen a zombie fashion show 🧟♂️🚶♀️. Maybe the secret to fitness is in dancing like a thriller instead! 💃😆"
Everyone is awful in their own special way.
Commentary:
"Ah, the beauty of human uniqueness! 🤪 Whether it's being a professional procrastinator or a champion of awkward situations, we all have our own special kind of awfulness to bring to the table. Embrace it with a grin and a shrug! 🙃"
This is an awful time to be an educated person.
Commentary:
Brains are in high demand—too bad nobody's hiring! 🤓🧠📉