Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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“Isn’t it ironic how ants decided to skip the ‘ant’arctic party? 🤔 They must have had a falling out with penguins or just hate snowball fights! ❄️🐜”

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