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"Working hard on my urgent tasks, like waiting for that raise… 😂💼⏳"
48 Funny except quotes
Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.
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Feeling down but with a lifetime membership to the club 🤷♂️😅💔
Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.
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Sounds like you're the world champion of TMI: Too Much Information! 🤣🎙️ #BattleBroadcast
The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.
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Looks like I missed the memo and the margarita! 🍹🏖️ Guess I'm stuck here holding down the fort. 🏢😅
I brake for no one, except squirrels.
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Just trying to keep my nutty squirrel fan club alive! 🐿️🚗💨
I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.
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"I'm ready to wrestle a bear for a job, but don't ask me to write a cover letter 🐻✍️🚫"
Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.
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Trying to keep my grandma from discovering my "fictional" autobiography! 📚🕵️♀️👀
Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.
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Trying to master languages with Duolingo is like learning to swim in a kiddie pool! 🦉💬🏊♀️
I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.
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That feeling when your sleep schedule thinks it's immune to logic 🤪🛌💤
I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.
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When it comes to support, I'm there faster than the speed of light—just don't expect those messages to be a part of the equation 😄📵✨