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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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"Confucius knew how to make the best out of every situation – even the hangovers! 🍺💀 Just remember, it's all about quality over quantity…unless we're talking about #memories, then bottoms up! 🥂😄"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Confucius, death, die, drink, earlier, experience, humor, life, lot, much, seen, twice, wisdom on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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