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Trying to shop my way to happiness: Step 1, find the right thing; Step 2, hope it's not just more socks 🧦😂🛍️
77 Funny found quotes
If we were pigeons, I’d share the fries I found on the sidewalk with you.
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Sharing fries and feathers, our friendship truly soars! 🍟🕊️😄
I’ve never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
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Is it too much to ask for a wiper setting between torrential downpour and light sprinkle? 😂🌧️🚗
I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.
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When ignorance was bliss and my biggest worry was accidentally stepping on a Lego! 🤯😂🦶✨
I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.
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When life gives you concerts, turn heartbreak into a rock anthem! 🎸😂💔 In the end, enjoy the music! 🎶🙌
I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.
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When you realize the only good kind of hot chili peppers are the ones you eat, not the band at your wife's secret date night 🌶️🎸😭
I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.
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Looks like the closet won this round, but at least I've now discovered a hidden dimension! 🕵️♂️🌀👕
I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.
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Dating: the only time stomach butterflies are both romantic and a symptom of illness 🤦♀️🦋
I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.
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That's the biology lesson they don't teach in school: the heartbreak muscle! 💔😂
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Guess I'll have to settle for "Weekend Bard" instead! 🎤🗡️📜