I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow! Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me. “Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain. At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies. Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body. So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?