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Well, if bootlicking could earn you awards, some folks would have golden tongues 🤣👢✨
61 Funny clean quotes
Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.
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Pajama productivity level: Expert unlocked! 🛁🛋️😄
An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.
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Looks like my clothes are in the middle of their self-cleaning cycle 🧺🧹✨
“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.
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I'll be observing from my supervisory chair with a coffee, for motivational support and all! 😂☕️🪑
In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.
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Sounds like the perfect plan for a spotless home! Thanksgiving might just become the cleanest hide-and-seek holiday ever! 🧹🤫🏠
I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.
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Sounds like the ultimate cleaning hack! 😂🧹 Just make sure he doesn't swipe you out for a real date! 🍽️🎭
Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.
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When life gives you receipts, just remember you're writing your financial autobiography! 📚💸😂
I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.
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Felt like an extra in a 19th-century drama, just missing the cameo brooch and dramatic sigh 😂🦴☕
Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.
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Cleaning my room like it's a crime scene and I'm the culprit. 🕵️♀️🧹🚫🙈
It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.
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Getting buff and dusting: my two-part struggle is basically an Olympic event now! 🏋️♂️🏠😅