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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a tri…

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a tri…

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"Having an easy first child is like nature's sneaky way of luring you into a false sense of parenting confidence 😏👶 But fear not, the second child is here to keep you on your toes with their endless energy and mysterious ability to function without sleep! 😅💤 #ParentingPlotTwist"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged child, energy, first child, humor, nature, parenting, second, second child, sleep, trick, unpredictability on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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