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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Spotted on Discord:

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Just shared via Discord:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Going viral on X:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

Spotted on WeChat:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Going viral on Messenger:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Jan 27, 2025

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Discord:

I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

Just landed via Pinterest:

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Shared recently on X:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

Seen just now on Slack:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Trending via Discord:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Trending via Telegram:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Just shared via TikTok:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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