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  • I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.
  • In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.
  • Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.
  • You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.
  • If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.
  • I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.