26 funny strange quotes - Wordgag

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

May 30, 2026

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

May 30, 2026

Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.

May 29, 2026

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

May 29, 2026

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

May 28, 2026

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

May 27, 2026

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

May 27, 2026

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

May 26, 2026

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

May 25, 2026

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

May 25, 2026

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

May 24, 2026

Being strange is exhausting.

May 24, 2026

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

May 24, 2026

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

May 24, 2026

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

May 23, 2026

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

May 23, 2026

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

May 23, 2026

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

May 23, 2026

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

May 22, 2026

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

May 21, 2026

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

May 21, 2026

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

May 21, 2026

Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

May 21, 2026

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

May 21, 2026

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

May 21, 2026

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

May 21, 2026