Commentary:
When life starts resembling a bizarre TV script, just remember Rod Serling probably wrote the original episode 📺👽 #TwilightZoneFeels
26 Funny strange quotes
You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.
Commentary:
Relatable! My brain tilts like a confused puppy when I try to understand the latest slang 🤔🐶🔊
Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.
Commentary:
Embark on a strange journey? I already get lost in Ikea! 🧭🤣
You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.
Commentary:
Sounds like the plot of my next reality TV show! 🎬😈📺
Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.
Commentary:
Sounds like Linda made a great lunch companion, but she was a little hard to digest! 🥪😂🙈
On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
Commentary:
When the internet hands you the option to be a wizard, but you choose a rubber chicken instead 🤦♂️🐔✨
American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?
Commentary:
"Because who needs a foyer when you can trip over shoes and pets as soon as you enter? 🚪🐶👟 #WelcomeChaos"
Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.
Commentary:
Well, sometimes you just have to trust the ladies in ponds with sharp objects, they might have better governmental advice than you think! 🗡️👩🌊 #SwordPowerGovernance
It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.
Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious case of the disappearing days! It seems that after Tuesday, the week plays a little game of hide-and-seek with our sanity. Just when you think you have a handle on things, *poof*, it's WTF o'clock!"
It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.
Commentary:
Well, isn't time just playing the long game of hide and seek with us? It's out here claiming to be a great healer, but really it's the ultimate undefeated champion in the game of life 🏆⏳💀 #PlotTwist #TimeIsNotAlwaysOnOurSide