42 funny year’s quotes - Wordgag

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

May 25, 2026

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

May 25, 2026

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

May 24, 2026

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

May 24, 2026

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

May 24, 2026

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

May 24, 2026

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

May 24, 2026

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

May 24, 2026

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

May 24, 2026

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

May 24, 2026

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

May 24, 2026

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

May 23, 2026

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

May 23, 2026

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

May 23, 2026

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

May 23, 2026

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

May 23, 2026

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

May 23, 2026

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

May 23, 2026

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

May 23, 2026

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

May 22, 2026

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

May 22, 2026

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

May 22, 2026

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

May 21, 2026

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

May 21, 2026

In banana years, I am bread.

May 21, 2026

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

May 21, 2026

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

May 20, 2026

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

May 20, 2026

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

May 20, 2026

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

May 20, 2026

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

May 20, 2026

Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

May 19, 2026

My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

Apr 1, 2026

The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

Apr 1, 2026

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

Apr 1, 2026

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Mar 31, 2026

My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

Mar 30, 2026

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Mar 30, 2026

I am cassette tape years old.

Mar 29, 2026

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Mar 28, 2026