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Talk about setting the bar high! I'll assume the universe's resolution is to make me laugh more. 😂🙌
42 Funny year’s quotes
The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.
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28 years later, and they're still waiting for their apology letter from the universe 😂🎢🇬🇧
I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.
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Sounds like a pajama fashion show on the couch runway! 🎉🛋️👕
Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.
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When you peaked in crayon skills and downhill bike races… 🎨🚴♂️ #AdultingIsOverrated
My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.
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Trying to find the fountain of youth, but all I got was a bowl of kibble! 🐶⏳🤣
No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.
Commentary:
"Social drama: the sequel nobody asked for! 🍿🙅♂️ #BeenThereDoneThat"
I am cassette tape years old.
Commentary:
"Ah, the good old days of rewinding with a pencil and hoping your mixtape survived the car stereo! 🎶💾 #ThrowbackThursday"
I just need to lie down for a couple of years.
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"Taking self-care to a whole new level! 😴💤 Who knew rejuvenation could be this long-term? #NapGoals"
I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.
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"Who needs a fancy dress when you have a trusty pair of sweatpants ready for the biggest party of the year? 🎉 Comfort is the new couture, baby! 💁♂️ #NewYearsEveGoals"
My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.
Commentary:
"Well, that spiderweb video was a crucial part of my phone's memory bank for so long, but it's time to make space for more important things like 100 more cat memes 📱🕷️🕸️ #PrioritiesShifted"