I’m ready to try another planet. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m ready to try another planet. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet. So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.
