Grab your own butt! Love yourself! Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a Valentine when you've got your own best asset to admire? Remember, self-love starts with a firm grip – on your own butt! Embrace those buns of steel and show yourself some love!" Related funny posts π€ Iβm equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. Commenting βwhat about us?β on all Valentine pics this year. If overthinking burned calories, Iβd never need to exercise again. You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood. Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!