Grab your own butt! Love yourself! Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a Valentine when you've got your own best asset to admire? Remember, self-love starts with a firm grip – on your own butt! Embrace those buns of steel and show yourself some love!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!” I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton. When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut. Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.
