I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

Commentary:
โ€œStarting the day with low expectations is a bold move, like playing the โ€˜worst-case scenarioโ€™ game on expert mode! ๐Ÿ™ˆ But hey, at least you can only go up from there, right? Maybe today will surprise you with a sprinkle of unicorns and rainbows! ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„โ€

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