13 funny horrible quotes - Wordgag

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

May 22, 2026

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

May 22, 2026

You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

May 19, 2026

We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

Apr 1, 2026

Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

Mar 31, 2026

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Mar 31, 2026

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Mar 30, 2026

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Mar 30, 2026

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Mar 28, 2026

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Mar 28, 2026

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Mar 27, 2026

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

Mar 27, 2026