Commentary:
Just when you thought it was safe to change the channel… 📺🙃 Breaking news: it's still unpleasant! 😂📰
13 Funny horrible quotes
Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.
Commentary:
Sounds like my schedule is booked with a whole lot of nothing today! 😆🛌✨
Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.
Commentary:
Ah yes, the classic "texting energy crisis" – it's like the battery icon in my brain is perpetually on 10% 🤣🔋📱
I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.
Commentary:
"Guess I’d be the kind of stalker who misses the 'sneak attack' and ends up asking if we can reschedule! 🕵️⏰😂"
Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.
Commentary:
"Bringing back polio: not in style since…ever! 😂🚫💉"
I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.
I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.
Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.
Commentary:
"Don't fret, you're right on track in life! Just remember, it's all part of the grand plan of horrible choices 😅🤦♂️ #LifeGoals"
This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.
Commentary:
"Living in a world where kindness is considered a superpower! 🦸♂️ Who knew that being a decent human being would require so much courage and resilience? 💪 Keep spreading those good vibes in this chaotic era, you're our beacon of hope! 🌟 #DecencyRevolution"
I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.
Commentary:
"Starting the day with low expectations is a bold move, like playing the 'worst-case scenario' game on expert mode! 🙈 But hey, at least you can only go up from there, right? Maybe today will surprise you with a sprinkle of unicorns and rainbows! 🌈🦄"