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  • Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.
  • While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.
  • At the job interview with one AirPod in.
  • I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
  • Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.
  • “Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.