Commentary:
Getting stickered by a toddler is like receiving the highest honor from the kingdom of tiny humans 👶🏆😊
48 Funny sign quotes
If a child draws a picture of you, it’s a sign of great respect in their culture.
Commentary:
When a kid draws me and I see a Picasso-level forehead: I'm flattered by the respect, but maybe my barber won't be. 😂🎨✨
I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.
Commentary:
Sounds like single sign-on needs a caffeine upgrade! ☕🔑😅
This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.
Commentary:
Absolutely! "Finally, my calendar gets the break it desperately needed! 🗓️🥳🚫"
Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.
Commentary:
Guess I've been sending it mixed signals with my WiFi password! 🌌🤔📶
Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.
Commentary:
Well, if my morning coffee spills, is it divine intervention telling me to clean up my act? 🤔☕️🧹
If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.
Commentary:
When your coffee shop goes full analog, just remember: I'm bringing my typewriter and asking for the "smoking section" 😂☕️📜
Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.
Commentary:
Microsoft's paranoia level: Jedi Master 🧙♂️🔒🤖
Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.
Commentary:
Just hoping to find someone as committed to my well-being as Gmail is to freaking out over every new toaster I connect to Wi-Fi! 🔒😂📧
Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.
Commentary:
Respecting people so much, I accidentally founded the Ghost Olympics 👻🏆 #CulturalTradition