We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWe don’t make people walk the plank like we used to. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them. When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up. People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.