Trending Funny Quotes πŸ‘‡

  • “I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?
  • How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?
  • Turning to the person next to me and saying β€œthanks for nothing” as I get off the train.
  • Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.
  • Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.
  • If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.