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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.