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Trying to balance texting them and maintaining my dignity like a cat walking on a tightrope 😂📱🎪
61 Funny social anxiety quotes
Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.
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When you hit send and immediately enroll in a witness protection program 🤦♂️😂📲
I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.
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Sounds like a new Olympic sport: sprinting back to the couch! 🛋️🏃♂️😂
Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?
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Sounds like a case of retro-FOMO: the fear of missing out on realizing you missed out! 🤔😂📅
The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.
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Doing the Irish goodbye like a social ninja, vanishing into the shadows before anyone notices 🥷💨👋
FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).
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Embracing winter with open arms and closed doors! ❄️🏡😂
Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.
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Just waiting for the elevator to reach the "Next Time, Press the Close Door Button Faster" floor 😂🚪🕴️
No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.
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Why is retrieving my own money more awkward than accidentally waving back at someone who's not actually waving at me? 🤷♂️💸🙈
I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.
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When you’re more into the RSVP than the actual plan 🥳🚫✌️
Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.
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Sounds like a "sit down and stay home" kind of club! Count me in! 🏠😴✌️