I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain. Posted on5 hours ago5 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom. Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics. If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa. I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!” I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.
