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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic biblical loophole – taking 'til death do us part' to a whole new level! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who knew the key to avoiding premarital sex was just never planning on getting married in the first place? ๐Ÿ˜œ #LifeHacks"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged biblical, humor, intention, loophole, marriage, married, never, premarital, relationship, sex on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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