18 funny add quotes - Wordgag

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

May 19, 2026

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

May 19, 2026

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

May 19, 2026

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

May 19, 2026

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

Apr 1, 2026

I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

Apr 1, 2026

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

Mar 31, 2026

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

Mar 31, 2026

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Mar 31, 2026

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Mar 30, 2026

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Mar 30, 2026

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Mar 30, 2026

I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

Mar 30, 2026

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Mar 29, 2026

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

Mar 28, 2026

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Mar 27, 2026

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Mar 27, 2026