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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has copied:

HR is giving me a hard time because Iโ€™ve been starting all my work emails with โ€œDearly Belovedโ€.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has shared:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has copied:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ป has copied:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has shared:

If there was an award for staying at home, Iโ€™d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ has copied:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has viewed:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has viewed:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so thatโ€™s how I became perfect.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Live now on Messenger:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

Just shared via Facebook:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Trending via Messenger:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

Trending via Facebook:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

Spotted on X:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Making waves on Threads:

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Making waves on Instagram:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you canโ€™t even name one of their songs.

Live now on Pinterest:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has downloaded:

You donโ€™t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ has downloaded:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ has viewed:

I wish I could join, but Iโ€™m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 50โ€™s, youโ€™ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฌ has shared:

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น has viewed:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡จ has bookmarked:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has downloaded:

ะ†f youโ€™re sad about being alone on Valentineโ€™s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has viewed:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ has bookmarked:

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

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Just shared via Reddit:

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Just landed via X:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Going viral on Facebook:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Breaking via Pinterest:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Weโ€™d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Shared recently on Slack:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Spotted on Facebook:

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend Iโ€™m destroying evidence.

Live now on Discord:

I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains theyโ€™re currently eating.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I donโ€™t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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