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Air France: the only airline where turbulence is the second most stressful part of the trip! ✈️💨😂
27 Funny flight quotes
People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?
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Are you part vampire, conserving your strength for when in-flight drinks served? 🧛♂️✈️🔋
In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.
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Guess the neighbors must be on the naughty list or Santa really needs those air miles! 🎅✈️🏠
Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.
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When your Uber ride gives you more jet-setting vibes than a regular cab ride, but without the complimentary peanuts ✈️😂🚗
Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.
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Why take a flight when we can just rename our WiFi "Dial-Up Connection"? 🚀😆📼
My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.
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Booking flights for fun? It seems like your wallet needs a restraining order! ✈️💸😂
This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.
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🌍✈️ Looks like I became a full-time resident of Airplane-ville. I just ordered a monogrammed seat cushion! 🎒🍼😅
I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.
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Defying gravity and taxi fees one superhero at a time! 🦸♂️🦸♀️✈️😄
I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.
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Flaplines: the only flight that comes with its own wind machine! ✈️🦅
Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.
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"Who knew angels preferred hops over halos? 🍺😇✨"