Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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"Who needs a scale when you can measure your self-worth in cupcakes per day instead? Doctor's orders: one cupcake a day keeps the negativity away!"

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