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Flat stomachs are cool, but have you tried accessorizing with pizza? 🍕😄
46 Funny body image quotes
Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.
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Keeping my heads held high! 😂😆 #ChinUp #DoubleTheFun
My only issue with Ozempic is that some of y’all are taking it before considering the fact that you have a naturally large head.
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Some folks are going for Ozempic without realizing their real weight issue is all in their noggin!
I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.
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Looks like my genes filed a restraining order against my glow-up! 💥🧬😅
I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.
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Rocking this summer look like, "I know, right?!" 😂🌞💪🍔
All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.
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As long as the lights are dim and the compliments are plentiful, mission accomplished! 😂🙈💪
There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!
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Just when I thought I captured my good side, my camera said, "Plot twist!" 📸🤪
I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.
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Suddenly realizing that my camera doubles as a time machine 😂📸🥦🍩
My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.
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Looks like I'm on a mission to make my brain and body equally well-rounded 🤣🤯🍩
When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.
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"Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! 😂🛒 #ThinnestOnAisle5"