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I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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Shared recently on Slack:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Live now on Instagram:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Just landed via YouTube:

Aura is the real business card.

Reported on Facebook:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Live now on X:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Seen just now on Discord:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Just landed via Slack:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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38 Funny body image quotes

Funny body image quotes 😂 are the perfect pick-me-up for those days when you’re not feeling your fabulous self 💁‍♀️. They blend humor and self-love, reminding us to embrace our quirks and imperfections with a smile 😊. In a world obsessed with perfection, a little laughter goes a long way in lightening the mood and boosting confidence. So, get ready to chuckle and celebrate the wonderfully unique canvas that is you 🌟!

New funny body image quotes 👇

32 minutes ago
Share →: All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

Commentary:
As long as the lights are dim and the compliments are plentiful, mission accomplished! 😂🙈💪
1 week ago
Share →: There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Commentary:
Just when I thought I captured my good side, my camera said, "Plot twist!" 📸🤪
1 week ago
Share →: I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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Suddenly realizing that my camera doubles as a time machine 😂📸🥦🍩
1 week ago
Share →: My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Commentary:
Looks like I'm on a mission to make my brain and body equally well-rounded 🤣🤯🍩
1 month ago
Share →: When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Commentary:
"Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! 😂🛒 #ThinnestOnAisle5"
1 month ago
Share →: Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

Commentary:
"When multitasking means hiding the chin and changing the view! 🤠😂 #DoubleChinMagic"
1 month ago
Share →: Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Commentary:
"Ready for summer! Just add sweat and you've got a complete transformation! 😅💦🍹"
2 months ago
Share →: Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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Commentary:
"Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨"
2 months ago
Share →: “Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Commentary:
"When they call me 'overdressed,' I just tell them I'm in my superhero costume. Saving the day, one fierce outfit at a time! 💃🦸‍♀️✨ #FashionHero"
2 months ago
Share →: I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Commentary:
"When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"

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Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Twitter is an abusement park.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Live now on Threads:

I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Strict parents raise good liars.

Reported on Slack:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Shared recently on Discord:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Going viral on Instagram:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Making waves on Facebook:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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