I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic magic trick of squeezing into those post-Thanksgiving jeans πŸ¦ƒβœ¨ Who needs a sawing-in-half illusion when you can experience the real magic of stretch denim! πŸŽ©πŸ‘–πŸ˜„"