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93 Funny office quotes

Funny office quotes bring a touch of humor to the everyday grind of work life! 🏢😂 From witty observations about office dynamics to playful remarks on workplace quirks, these quotes capture the lighter side of the 9-to-5 routine. Enjoy a laugh and make your office days a bit more entertaining! 😄📎

1 week ago
View →: I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.
1 week ago
View →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.
2 weeks ago
View →: If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”
3 weeks ago
View →: The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.
3 weeks ago
View →: Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.
3 weeks ago
View →: The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.
3 weeks ago
View →: The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.
4 weeks ago
View →: If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.
4 weeks ago
View →: This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.
4 weeks ago
View →: You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.
4 weeks ago
View →: This meeting could have been an oil painting.
4 weeks ago
View →: Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.
1 month ago
View →: Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?
1 month ago
View →: I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.
1 month ago
View →: We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.
1 month ago
View →: That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.
2 months ago
View →: Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?
2 months ago
View →: Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.
2 months ago
View →: 9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.
3 months ago
View →: When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.
3 months ago
View →: My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.
3 months ago
View →: Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.
3 months ago
View →: When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.
3 months ago
View →: At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.
3 months ago
View →: This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.
4 months ago
View →: You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.
4 months ago
View →: Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.
4 months ago
View →: Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.
4 months ago
View →: The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”
4 months ago
View →: It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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