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Sure, let me just check Indeed 2.0 while I'm at it 🤔💸🌟
182 Funny office quotes
My office job is a ruse, a cleverly designed adult daycare to prevent me from causing any trouble.
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Sounds like you're the star of a sitcom called "The Office: Playpen Edition" 😂🤹♂️
Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.
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Arriving late but still hailed like a rockstar, must be nice to have a VIP pass for friendship at work! 😎🙌⏰
On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.
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Another day, another HR meeting. At least I've got points for creativity! 😂💼
Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.
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Who knew that "new job immunity" was the latest health trend? Where's my cape and superpowers? 🦸♂️💼😅
I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?
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Finding out it wasn’t your fault at work feels like discovering a hidden chocolate stash when you thought you were on a diet 🍫😆🎉
Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.
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Turning every work email into a game of "Not It!" 😜📧🙅♂️
At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.
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Waiting room talent show: "And the next act is… not me! Boo! 🎤👎🤣"
I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.
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When your phone doesn't understand the urgency of pizza and pajamas 🍕📱😅
Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.
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When did Monday become the dress rehearsal for the work week? 🤔🎭 #MondayMadness