55 funny image quotes - Wordgag

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

May 30, 2026

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

May 30, 2026

My only issue with Ozempic is that some of y’all are taking it before considering the fact that you have a naturally large head.

May 29, 2026

I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.

May 29, 2026

It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

May 29, 2026

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

May 29, 2026

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

May 28, 2026

All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

May 28, 2026

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

May 27, 2026

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

May 27, 2026

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

May 27, 2026

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

May 27, 2026

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

May 27, 2026

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

May 27, 2026

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

May 26, 2026

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

May 26, 2026

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

May 26, 2026

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

May 26, 2026

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

May 26, 2026

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

May 26, 2026

Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

May 26, 2026

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

May 26, 2026

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

May 26, 2026

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

May 26, 2026

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

May 25, 2026

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

May 25, 2026

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

May 25, 2026

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

May 25, 2026

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

May 25, 2026

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

May 25, 2026

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

May 23, 2026

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

May 23, 2026May 23, 2026

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

May 23, 2026

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

May 23, 2026

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

May 23, 2026

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

May 23, 2026

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

May 22, 2026

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

May 22, 2026

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

May 22, 2026

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

May 22, 2026