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  • Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.
  • I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.
  • It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.
  • When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”
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  • I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.