Commentary:
Guess LinkedIn swapped the 'endorse' button with a 'mandatory happy dance' button!
Funny enthusiasm quotes
I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.
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Watching new coworkers go from "Let's conquer the world!" to "Is it lunchtime yet?" is the real office drama 😂📉🍕
Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.
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😂🐾 "When I stand, my dog thinks I'm a superhero on the move! Only problem is, the biggest 'mission' I embark on is finding the TV remote. 🦸♂️📺"
I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.
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"Sorry, negativity, I've got no time for you 🔥✨ Let's keep the soul's burning party going! 💃🕺"
Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.
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Cheers to another year of perfecting the art of repeating history with an impressive level of enthusiasm! 🥂🎉 May our mistakes be legendary and our optimism unwavering as we embark on this thrilling journey of trial and error! 😄 #NewYearSameMistakes
This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.
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Ah, the classic winter dilemma – the evolution of enthusiasm to apathy towards shoveling snow ❄️. It's like a snowman of motivation slowly melting into a puddle of procrastination ⏳. Who needs a gym membership when you can just wait for nature's snowblower, right? 😅 #WinterBlues #ProcrastinationNation
Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.
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"Applying for jobs is like getting dolled up for a blind date with a mysterious stranger who promises to be your dream partner! 🎭💼 You're all smiles and enthusiasm, hoping for a wonderful connection – but let's be real, sometimes you end up with a total mismatch! 😅🤝 #JobHuntDrama"
I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.
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Ah, the eternal quest for true passion – a journey as elusive as finding the perfect LinkedIn profile picture! 🤣 Maybe one day we'll all be "thrilled" to update our skills section too! #LinkedInStruggles