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  • There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.
  • And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.
  • Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.
  • Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
  • Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.
  • Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?