Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Commentary:
“Seriously, with all these people on Earth, someone’s gotta be hiding their ability to turn water into wine by now! 🍷💫 Let’s unleash those superpowers already – I’m ready for a real-life Avengers team to assemble! 💥🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️”

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  • Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever said ‘Don’t cry over spilled milk’ clearly never worked a 9-5! 💼😂 Remember, your tears are worth something in the office – just make sure to invoice for emotional labor!”

  • It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

    Commentary:
    “Baby, it’s cold outside! 🥶 Either these guys have some serious dedication to shorts or they’re just doubling up for that extra warmth! 🩳🩳 Who needs pants when you’ve got that icy chill to keep you company, am I right? 😂❄️”

  • No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

    Commentary:
    “Well, I was perfecting my ninja skills and outrunning paparazzi 🕶️🏃‍♂️ What about you? Maybe solving world mysteries or unraveling the secrets of the universe? 🔍🌌”

  • I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

    Commentary:
    Well, talk about keeping the family drama alive from beyond the grave! 👻💬 It’s like a never-ending Thanksgiving dinner, but with spirits instead of stuffing. Who knew that feuding with your ancestors could be a timeless tradition? 🔮😂

  • Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

    Commentary:
    “Prevent more idiots with your extensive condom collection – the world thanks you! 🌍🚫🤡 #NoMoreIdiots”

  • If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

    Commentary:
    🎉 “When you’re hitting the dance floor with your cousin and someone questions your family tree, just drop the bombshell: ‘Our parents are siblings.’ Cue the collective gasps and eyebrow raises! Nothing like a little familial twist to spice up the party conversation. 🤪💃 #CousinCraziness”