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Revenge: because sometimes the best medicine isn’t laughter, it’s a touch of karma! 😏⚖️🎯
25 Funny healing quotes
I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.
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Time's got a PhD in healing but skips sunscreen class 🤔😂☀️
Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.
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That's right, I'm just following doctor's orders as I enjoy my leisurely 20-year spa day 😂🛁⏳
May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.
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Wishing you a speedy recovery from the cliffhanger that time forgot 😂📚💔
Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.
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Interrupting his spiritual cleanse with a simple "New Year, who dis?" 😜🎉📱
time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.
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Running from time like it's auditioning for a horror movie villain role! 🕒🔪😂
Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.
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Who needs therapy when you've got a circle of friends and pizza nights 🍕😂 #FriendshipGoals
Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.
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Trusting Big Pharma is like thinking the house at Vegas is rooting for your jackpot 🎰💊😆
Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.
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When your health bar is low but your spirits need a boost: 🍺✨ Cheers to magical potions! 😂
Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.
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I hear ya! Nothing like a classy night of candlelit "therapy" and grape juice 🍷🕯️😄