Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Commentary:
"Trying to understand why 'colonel' is pronounced like 'kernel' and not 'colon-ell' is like unraveling a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma. 🤔🌽 #LinguisticMindbender"

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