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Brain cells for the win! 🧠🎉 #SmartCookie
96 Funny word quotes
Newish parents: teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilarity.
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Behold, the tiny ruler of chaos commands your attention 🤣👶✨
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
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Into the witness protection program for words ✏️🔍😅
I love when people find out I meant every word I said.
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Oops! Looks like my mouth finally got GPS – it's taking me places! 😅🗺️🗣️
Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.
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Feeling "peaked" about this correction? Join the club—I thought it involved mountain climbing! 😂📚🏔️
Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.
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"Trying to sound smart but secretly consulting my phone like it's the dictionary hotline 📞🤔😂"
The “-ification” essay pandemic.
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Sounds like we're on the verge of "essay-itis"📝🤧—better stock up on highlighters and caffeine! ☕️📚
Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?
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Sounds like a case of retro-FOMO: the fear of missing out on realizing you missed out! 🤔😂📅
I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back.
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Sure, can't wait for my resale value to go up when I finally return all those 'borrowed' French words! 😂📚🔤
If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.
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😂🧩 Wordle: where your vocabulary goes to get humbled! 📉